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01 cuckooboy Websites Bengaluru

I build websites for businesses in Bengaluru.

One page, written by hand, and made to open quickly on a phone. The price is here on the page rather than behind a form, so you can weigh it up in your own time and without having to speak to anybody first. And if it turns out I am not the right fit for what you need, I would far rather you knew that now than after a meeting.

The two sites I have built so far please have a look

02 How it works about two weeks

Send me two lines, and I will send back a working site.

Here is one being made, if you would like to watch it happen. The first step is the one that decides whether the result is any good, and it is also the easiest one to rush.

  1. 01You answer a few questionsWhat the business does, who the site is for, your hours, your address, and three sites you like the look of. About twenty minutes.
  2. 02I build the whole thingNot a picture of a homepage. A working site you can open on your phone, with your own words in it.
  3. 03You tell me what is wrongEverything, in one go, and please do not be gentle about it. Two rounds of changes are included and most people use one.
  4. 04It goes live in your nameDomain and hosting set up in your account, the site put on it, and the logins handed over to you.
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Careful work, quoted before we start.

What the business does, in the words the owner actually uses, on a page that opens quickly.

Get in touch
Hourseasy to find
Priceswritten down
One pageno menus

03 A concept nobody named here exists

Your answers, turned into your page.

This is the audit I send over, and the page it becomes. Watch the two sides fill in together: everything on the right came from something you typed on the left, which is why the twenty minutes at the start decides the rest of it.

The audit0 of 4
  1. What is the business called?
  2. What does it do, in one line?
  3. When are you open?
  4. How soon can you call people back?
the audit
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Why a concept and not a client

No business named here exists. I would rather show made up work and say plainly that it is made up than dress it as a job somebody paid for.

The audit is the real one

Those four are the short version of what I send you. The full one adds your address, your photographs, and three sites you like the look of.

What yours would not share with it

The layout, the colours and the type. Those get drawn around your words once I have read them, so no two come out looking alike.

04 Price written down, not behind a form

Rs 6,000, once.

Domain and hosting are paid by you and registered in your name, which comes to roughly a thousand to two thousand rupees a year.

The whole thing
Rs 6,000once

Three thousand to start, and three thousand once it is live and you are happy with it. Nothing monthly, and nothing owed afterwards.

  • +The site is yours, finished, with no ongoing fee
  • +Two rounds of changes included before it goes live
  • +Domain and hosting set up in your name, and the logins handed to you

Quoted separately

New pages, a redesign, online ordering or payments, logo work, and anything to do with social media. Changes after it is live are quoted too. You would get the number before I start rather than after.

If it is not right

If the first version is not what you were hoping for, we can stop there quite happily. The three thousand that started it covers the work done, nothing further is owed, and there would be no hard feelings from my side.

05 Say hello two lines is plenty

Tell me a little about the business.

hi@cuckooboy.com

The name, roughly what it does, and whether you have a domain already. I will write back with what I would build and what it would come to, before we arrange anything.